If you've got a body like the Chippendales, Jimbo, else...

I'll never tell......

me willing to shave......

The Holiday.
Sunday 17 December 2006

Yah! Finally BUM around the whole day! Hach, is that great! The howler (Pinkerton) and me have spent three quarters of today in front of the TV, watching of "Finger Tips" and "Art Attack" included. And as you should do at least SOMETHIMNG productive during the day, I will get my heinie to the cinema, to watch the movie with the title above. Today I could sleep late, yesterday night I was with my sister, we talked and ate ChickenMcNuggets with French fries. Selfmade. Putintotheovenmyself. Very tasty.

I had to sneeze all day long. Funny, hm? (my godness, how uninteresting!) And tomorrow I will be off again to the internship... I really have to look to get the photos of the Chippendales and the articles by me, which were in the BILD, and see, whetgher we couldn't get them scanned or something.... I even have my own sig! It's "tes".... Which is also written under the report about the white monkeys in the Frankfurt Zoo.´...

So, I have to [size=2][go]! Just came from the shower, my hair is dripping wet.... So Arevederci - or similar!

Music: "Cake" - "Mexico"...

Tessa. Loves tawdry, kitschy things like love movies. But I don't have to cry when watching them! [/size]

Written by Tessa at 6:16pm

Haven't seen that show in aggggeeees. Used to love it.

*runs off to make a salt drawing*

Or should I say, a big mess I don't want to clean up after.

Eating cookies.
Monday 18 December 2006

Well, nothing new at my internship, hope you all read my "Chippendales" - oh, I miss them! - article in BILD? Hach, how famous I am .... ! As a reward I have some days off so I can tell you more about other important things. Things like the other side of baking cookies. "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" an old proverb says - the same goes for cookies .... . Last time my sis ate them all alone - isn't that unfair? I did all the work - mixing the ingredients: water, flour, white eggs, brown eggs, sugar, whole almonds, crushed almonds, food color - I love pink , hazelnuts, walnuts, paranuts, low fat milk, cream, different spices; then cutting out the different figures: sheep, angels, stars, suns, moons, Santas, sledges, circles, squares (are you still with me?), putting them all on the baking tray: sheep, angels, stars, suns, moons, Santas, sledges, circles, squares, triangles - oh, I like triangles, anybody remember the "Jazzy Triangle" ? - and dusting them with powdered sugar, before finally shoving it into the oven, after a while getting it out again - and she ate them all (You lost me? Just love to mingle the sentences, hrhr!)! .... But before I begin, I have to rest a little in my cozy feather bed, hach, I love my bed! watching TV: Ernie tries to share seven cookies with Bert, but after they both have three, he doesn't know, what to do with the seventh one - so he just eats it and everything is ok, he thought. But Bert insists, "Ernie, you have got one cookie more than me" "Chrchrchr" answers Ernie, "so let's try it again!" and takes Bert's cookies. Suddenly the Cookie Monster turns up and eats them all - the cookies, of course. Wasn't that funny?

All of a sudden my brand new cell phone rings - I love cell phones, did you know that? - it's my girlfriend, she wants to go to the christmas market again - I can't get enough of it! All the nice booths with differently tasting cookies - I love cookies, you know?! The owners see me coming - and offer me their cookies even before I could ask! Maybe they do remember me from the last time (yesterday)? .... "Hey, Tessa, what kind of cookies you want to test today?" "How kind of you", I reply, "what about this one, it definitely looks delicious" pointing to a wolf - I have to get this form, want to bake cookie wolves, too!.... After that, we go to another booth with mulled wine [glühwein = spiced hot red wine -HOT]. I feel much warmer now, we try a Lumumba [hot cacao with rum -HOT], hmmm, that's good! And another glühwein, now with rum added - hach, I l-llo...I love glühwein! ....

At home I jump into my soft, cozy bed - did I mention my bed before? and - meeeoooww! Pinkerton jumps out of it, he hid under the blanket. But then - what is that in my back? Crumble, crumble - it's like a massage, Pinkerton had stored some cookies there...
Hach, I love them cookies!

Music tip for today - cee here!




Written by HOT at 12:12pm

Edited 2/4/08 - restored the original fontsizes which were lost during transformation to another board software. -HOT

Folks, this is my last post for the next ten days or so, I'll be off for Xmas hoidays. That means, I won't translate new blogs [not even genuine ones.... ]
Whoever volunteers, may take over. I know that Mobilag can write German very well, especially when he chats with girls...

Thanks Tessa for the blogs. So now you are a reporter!
Good stuff!

Thanks Hot Merry X-mas we will miss your "zingers"

Tessa

What a wonderful blog you write!!

You are a genius!!!!


Baking cookies , eating cookies , even you mention Cookie
Monster! Me love you.


Sorry Ani but this is destiny.

Lol.. no problem, Luther.. then I have more cookies for me!!
Muahahaha..

What about our pre - nup? ?(


Nevermind keep the cookies Ani You were the best!

Hmmmmm

So who is going to tell Luther that the last blog is an imposter written solely by Hot? 8o


Don't take him back Anette you deserve better!

And keep the cookies too.

THX HOT!
Have a safe and enjoyable Christmas and New Year!
As they say around here "Seee Yaaa!"

I guess I'll have to use my cheap translator and hope it doesnt blow out a memory chip and slag the PC.

f*ck christmas i want beer on newyear

nah i like those days but the vacation is not long enough :p friday i go with clothes of santa to school